Tour de Bonton

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Amsterdam is known throughout the world for its Red Light District.

Throngs of visitors head to this area of the city for various reasons. Some are curious and want to discreetly gaze at the sex workers posing in the windows wondering what brought them to this profession. Some want to “engage” with these workers and still others want to have a few cocktails and visit the sex shows or sex shops.

Many years ago, my friend and I visited Red Light Secrets, the museum about prostitution. Located in a building that was once a brothel, the museum’s mission is to educate and demystify its guests about sex work in Amsterdam. (Check it out here: https://snappingtheglobe.com/?p=1266). It was an interesting and informative stop with a fun bit of posing in the museum’s own upstairs “window”.

Recently, on a trip to Amsterdam, I was perusing the internet, searching for something interesting to fill my afternoon. Something called Tour de Bonton caught my eye. Advertised as an exclusive behind-the-scenes tour of one of the most famous high-end strip and sex clubs of Amsterdam, it claimed to answer any of “your burning questions” about how things work at this particular club. At first glance, it seemed similar to the Red Light Secrets museum, but not located in the Red Light District.

Yes, I had lots of burning questions! I needed to do this tour!

After a quick metro ride from Central Station, during which I purchased my on-line ticket for three-thirty, I arrived about forty minutes early to find the door locked. Assuming that I needed to return closer to the entry time, I headed to the Irish pub around the corner to have a small pint which I assumed would help me to overcome my hesitancy of arriving alone.

Entrance

At the appointed time, I returned to find the door open and a young lady seated behind a desk, just inside the opening. Showing her my on-line ticket, I was instructed to ascend the narrow staircase to the next floor where I discovered a well-appointed bar area. Two small platforms with stripper poles were located in the center and surrounded by lush, red-velvet banquettes. The walls were covered in a rich, teal and gold wallpaper, the ceiling in an etched copper tin and the floor in a herringbone patterned wood. It was not the typical, grungy strip club you would normally envision and seated in the banquettes were two couples and three older English ladies on holiday. Not the lot you would normally expect to find in a grungy strip club…but of course, they were also there for the tour as the club doesn’t actually open for regular business until 9:00pm.

Buddha in the hall
Bar

After a few minutes of waiting, the lady who had greeted us downstairs came in to take our drink orders, which were included with the purchase price…I guess it helps to loosen up the tour-goers, but I wish I had realized this before I paid a visit to the Irish pub!

Taking a seat in front of the bar, Felicia, proceeded to explain how things work in the club. Girls, are paid per dance on the poles as well as for lap dances and engage customers as they congregate in the bar area. We spotted the champagne bottles lining the bar and she related how lucrative the selling of one of these bottles, preferably the most expensive (bottles range from $160-$2500), is for their pay. Finally, she went on the the part that most of us were interested in, the VIP rooms upstairs.

After a steep climb to the top floor for a quick tour to each of these uniquely decorated rooms (plus the dressing room), she explained how these VIP rooms are “rented” to the customers for a half hour or hour’s time, for $300 or $500 respectively. This is for the room only…any other interactions with the girls in these rooms are extra and at the discretion of the girl. The burning question for me, however, was how these customers made it up (and back down) the steep, narrow staircase, after a few drinks, to begin with???!!!

Bachelor Party Room
VIP Room
VIP Room
VIP Room
VIP Room

A bit of quick addition led me to believe that after the $50 entrance fee per person, one would definitely expect to spend A LOT of money in a night’s time! Which led to another burning question…are many of these customers on expense accounts?

Felicia was an open book and answered all of our questions without any inhibition. She was funny and interesting and had some amazing stories! I won’t reveal her secrets…its up to you to visit for yourself and discover what makes this place so exclusive in a city full of sex.

Were all of my burning questions answered? You bet!

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Tour de Bonton

  • https://tourdebonton.com/
  • Address: Stadhouderskade 64, Amsterdam, NL
  • Hours: Wednesday to Sunday, 1230-1930. Last tour starts at 1830 and tours last approximately 1 hour. 
  • Admission: At the door, €21.00 per person, Online €19.50 per person.
  • Getting There: Metro 52 to Vijzelgracht (exit Vijzelgracht), Tram 1, 7, 19 (stop Vijzelgracht), Tram 24 (stop Marie Heinekenplein)

Canal Life

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Despite the day’s drizzly beginnings, it was shaping up to be much improved. Drawing back the curtains, I noticed that the clouds were parting and the sun attempting to make its presence known. By the time I had dressed and made it outside, I discovered the perfect fall day for a bike ride in Amsterdam.

Jumping on one of my hotel’s complimentary bikes, I headed toward the river IJ. The ferry quickly carried me over to the train station and there, I decided ride adjacent to one of the less trafficked canals that ring the city, the Prinsengracht. There was a museum in that canal that I wanted to visit.

Yes, in the canal…the Houseboat Museum.

Visitors to Amsterdam can spot hundreds of houseboats lining each of the canals throughout the city.

Some are basic. Some are unique. Some are small and others are large.

Regardless of where they are located and what they look like, the most common question in most people’s minds is “what is it like to live in one”?

The Woonbootmuseum, the only houseboat museum in the world, is the perfect place to have this burning question answered.

Over 2,900 houseboats line the Amsterdam canals. Many are traditional iron freighter ships with holds converted into houseboats and others more modern concrete-based rectangular houseboats.

With its origins as a barge, built in 1914, this vessel was tasked with transporting timber, sand, gravel and coal until the 1960s. Its conversion was conducted in 1967 to include a skipper’s quarters with sleeping bunks, living room, kitchen and bathroom and renamed the Hendrika Maria. With approximately 262 square feet of living space, its inhabitants enjoyed canal life until 1997.

Hendrika Maria Exterior

Crossing the gangplank, I descended the narrow stairway into the living space. The first part of the houseboat I encountered was the sleeping quarters tucked away at the rear of the boat. A few years ago, we had taken a trip on a sailboat in the Caribbean and these small berths reminded me of our nightly quarters. A small stove and kitchen area completed the space.

Moving through the curtain, I encountered the agent behind a desk and purchased my entry ticket. A descriptive pamphlet was handed over to guide me through the various areas of the converted freighter’s hold.

Moving into the next room, I found myself in a very spacious living/dining area. It was surprising how large the area was and reminded me that this houseboat is equal in size of the average Amsterdam apartment…believe me, I have been to my friend’s apartment where four people reside!

Living/Dining Area
Living/Dining Area

Finally, heading to the rear compartment where the small bathroom is also located, I found another small sleeping quarter with an exhibit of houseboat models and an illustrated history of the boat. Crouching behind the sleeping berths wall, I found a viewing area into the bow with another sleeping berth and a television screen showing a film giving insight into the houseboat lifestyle. If you think that Amsterdam houseboat living is for you, keep in mind that in addition to insurance and maintenance charges being quite significant, there are no leases to be had in any of the city’s canals.

Sleeping Quarters
Bow and Media Area
Bathroom

Since the space is a limited one, capacity is limited and guests sometimes encounter a wait to enter the boat. On this day, I was the only visitor and had the museum to myself! It was a most pleasing experience to envision how I would spend my days if I lived here since I was the only one moving through the boat!

Finishing my self-guided tour, I climbed the small stairway to the top of the boat and made my way back over the gangplank to where my bike was locked up next to the canal. Contemplating my next destination if I had been a first time tourist, it would have been quite convenient to walk the five minutes to the Anne Frank House or to the nearby Westerkerk church. Since I had visited these attraction in the past, however, I headed back the way I had come toward the train station. I had another destination in mind.

Parking my bike in the bike garage in front of the train station, I walked over the canal and into the Lover’s Canal Cruise office. With the weather cooperating, I decided that I would keep the theme of the day…Canal Life!

Purchasing a ticket for a departure at 5:30 p.m., I waited patiently in the adjacent café area until boarding time. Being one of the first passengers to board, I headed towards the rear of the long boat and took my seat, plugging in a set of headphones into one of the ports which offered information on the sites we would be seeing in nineteen different languages.

Soon on our way, we cruised into the river IJ, which I had previously crossed, passing the train station, the ferries and river cruise boats docked for the day. Back into the Oosterdoksdoorgang canal, we made our way past the NEMO Science and the Amsterdam Maritime History Museums.

River Ij
Nemo Museum

Motoring along, as expected, we encountered a multitude of houseboats docked along the canals. With a much better perspective, I know could see the differences between the types of these water homes.

Amsterdam Houseboats
Amsterdam Houseboats
Amsterdam Houseboats
Amsterdam Houseboats
Amsterdam Houseboats

Passing under and near many of Amsterdam’s bridges, bikes lining their lengths, we also sailed by the Montelbaanstoren, the 16th century defensive tower which was once part of the city walls and other identifiable structures throughout the city; the floating Sea Palace Chinese restaurant, the Magere Brug (Skinny Bridge), the Hermitage Museum, Westerkerk church and my favorite, the dancing houses on the Amstel river.

Bridges of Amsterdam
Bridges of Amsterdam
Bridges of Amsterdam

These houses that lean…to the left, to the right, and forward…look like an architectural hazard to outsiders, but are normal to those residents of the city. Though I am not sure that if I had stood immediately in front of the houses on the street, I would have noticed how skewed they were, but from the water, it was extremely conspicuous.

The Dancing Houses

If you are interested in a little history on these and many dancing houses in Amsterdam, here goes. Since all houses in the city are built on piles, which are drilled deep into the wet soil to keep them from sinking, the age and quality of the wooden piles cause the buildings to sink into the ground unevenly. Many of the houses along the canals lean on each other for extra stability, however, problems arise when houses are renovated. In other cases, you may notice that some houses lean forward, toward the street…not an accident…for centuries it was the custom to build houses leaning forward. For the residents who reside in these crooked homes, it must be quite the feat to walk around on a slanted floor when you’ve had a few drinks!

Amsterdam Sights and Architecture

It was a beautiful afternoon and we encountered many other cruise boats making their way through the city’s canals. It was a perfect way to enjoy the early autumn weather while seeing so much of the city. While it was not my first canal cruise, it was one that I enjoyed the most as it was not planned, not crowded and I had one of the best seats on the boat!

When you find yourself in the “Venice of the North”, take a canal cruise to get acquainted with the city. Whether it be a city sightseeing tour during the day or night, a dinner cruise or one of the holiday Light Festival cruises, its the perfect way to see the sights!

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The Houseboat Museum (Woonbootmuseum)

  • https://houseboatmuseum.nl/
  • Address: Prinsengracht 296 K, 1016 HW Amsterdam
  • Hours: Tuesday-Sunday, 1000-1700. Closed Mondays.
  • Admission: Adults, €4,50, Children (ages 5-15), €3,50, Children (under 5 years), free

Lovers Canal Cruises

  • https://www.lovers.nl/en/
  • Address: Prinsengracht 2571 Amsterdam, Drenthe The Netherlands
  • Hours: unknown
  • Admission: Cruise prices vary, 15-80. Check website for specific cruise prices.

Place of Execution

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Amsterdam’s Weteringsplantsoen is a lovely little park situated in the southwest part of the city.

On my way to a tour at the Heineken Experience, I had some time to kill. Passing this small park, I decided to take a detour through it and take some pictures of the adjacent canal and the beautiful fall foliage. Something, however, caught my eye before I made it to the canal.

Fall foliage on the Singelgracht Canal

A statue of a man laying down.

Since I could not read Dutch, I snapped a few photos and decided to do some investigation a bit later.

What I found was quite interesting.

The official name of this place, Fusilladeplaats Rozenoord, can be translated into English as “the firing squad place”.

During World War II, this rose garden was the site where German occupation forces shot and killed more than 100 Dutch civilians, many of them resistance fighters, during a four month period. While this was a widely known event, no one ever faced trail for the crimes.

Even though the events are commemorated on May 4, every year, it was decided that a memorial be erected to pay homage to those who lost their lives. This monument’s inscription reads:

Op deze plaats werden in de laatste maanden van de Tweede Wereldoorlog meer dan 100 Nederlanders door de Duitse bezetter gefusilleerd (At this place, during the last months of the Second World War, the German occupiers shot dead more than 100 Dutch people)

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Fusilladeplaats Rozenoord

  • Address: 1072 AD Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Hours: 24 hours, daily
  • Admission: free

Lights…No Action!

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Each year, the light art installations seen at the Amsterdam Light Festival are exclusively made for the festival by artists from around the world.

Last year, I enjoyed these unique and colorful displays by booking one of the cruises that traverse the canals and pass the locations of these fantastical exhibits.  Noticing that many were accessible from land, I vowed to enjoy them up close during the next year’s festivities.

After doing some research on the 2017-2018 Amsterdam Light Festival, I discovered that the land exhibition had been relocated to the Marineterrein area near the Maritime Museum, making it much more accessible to visitors arriving through Central Station.

Entrance near Maritime Museum

Setting out during an extremely cold evening, I walked from Central Station along the water, following signs marking the way to the exhibit.  Information booths were located at both ends of the exhibit, where you could obtain information about each of the light displays and purchase information guides.

Remembering the presentations that I had observed during the previous year, I was a bit confused as I came up to a recently constructed wooden building with a line of people waiting to get in.  Asking if this was part of the exhibition, I was instructed to wait in line and I would be admitted to see the lighting display inside, which was entitled The Wood Would.

After a short wait, I finally entered…and discovered…more of a wait inside.

Just what were we going to see?  I was dying to know!

When it was my turn to enter a small room, I was instructed to step on a board which was sitting in water on the floor.  The lights were situated in a way that when you stepped onto the board, the water shimmered, created a lighting effect on the walls which were pasted with pictures of birch trees.

Okayyyyy…

Interesting idea…I guess.

On to the next one.

Although a few of the displays, Squared Time, Miasma Fields, The Garden of Schrodinger’s Cats, were to be enjoyed while passing by on the walkways, sadly, many of the displays were set up like the first one, with a line to enter…while freezing outside on a cold night.  Inside, there were weird light displays or demonstrations that I really did not understand.

The next display, Innersense had me waiting for at least twenty minutes.  I was admitted into a small space where I was instructed to step onto a small round platform under a “shower head.”  Two Dutch ladies looked over at me and asked if I was feeling anything.  Anything?  No, just a shower head with lights changing color, giving me a “light shower”.  Hmmm.

Another confusing one…Fields of Frequencies.  Ushered into a small room there were benches and a screen.  The light on the screen changed color to different frequencies.  Exciting.

One of my favorites, however, was the small tin building with millions of small holes drilled into it.  Brocken 6 A. After entering, we were subject to a smokey interior which reflected the light entering from the outside, offering thousands of rays of light.  Another, Save Our Souls, was a projection onto one of the buildings which showed a stormy sea with an SOS light in the distance.  I think we were supposed to wonder who might need help?  Still, the projection was pretty awesome.

My take on this years Amsterdam Light Festival?  Underwhelming.  Though I really enjoyed the convenient location, the beautiful manifestations in the canals that I saw last year was such a far cry from what was offered here.

Next year?  I’m taking the boat!

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Amsterdam Light Festival

  • https://amsterdamlightfestival.com/en
  • Check out the website for next year’s dates and locations.

 

 

 

 

The Tulip Quiz

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What kind of flowers grow in the Netherlands?

Why, tulips, of course!

Everyone should know this answer!

Now, does everyone know the tulip’s origins?  Where the tulip got its name?  Or how many varieties of tulips there are?

Despite my love of the beautiful flower that I plant in my yard every year, I must confess, I knew none of these answers.

A rainy afternoon, led me through the saturated streets of Amsterdam to the small museum located on Prinsengracht.  Though my umbrella was in rough shape when I arrived, the museum was light and airy…and dry!

After paying my admission and watching an introductory film, it was time to head downstairs to the exhibition rooms.  So much tulip information is presented here from its origins, to how it arrived in Holland and the roles it played in Dutch history and in current times.  An additional film is also presented on the street level which identifies what transpires in each season for the farmers who grow them.  I  have to admit, I was intrigued!  I guess I thought that I knew more than I really did!

See how much you know…

Is the tulip native to Holland?  Tulips originated in the high plains of Central Asia, (present day Kazakhstan and surrounding countries) and can still be found growing wild in many areas.  Recognized as something special, the tulips were brought to Turkey and introduced to the gardens of dignitaries.  Suleyman the Great, the ruler of the Ottoman Regime, a plant enthusiast, gave bulbs to De Busbecq, a Flemish scientist, who worked in the court.  In turn, De Busbecq passed some on to Carolus Clusius, a friend and another Flemish scientist, medical doctor and botanist during the 16th century.   As a professor at the University of Leiden and the head of the Hortus Botanicus, founded in 1590, he planted the bulbs, but did not share his knowledge of them.  When the bulbs were stolen and subsequently sold, this was the beginning of the commercial tulip trade in the Netherlands.

How did the tulip get its name?  Because it was a symbol of power and wealth, Ottoman sultans wore the tulip on their turbans.  Since the tulip’s shape resembles a turban, the Latin word tulipa (derived from the Persian word tulipan, meaning turban) became commonly used.

How many kinds of tulips are there?  One.  There is one kind.  The tulip.  This statement is quite misleading, however, because there are many different groups of tulips each with their own specific characteristics and classified into a system of 15 different groups, broken down into shape, heritage and flowering season.

Where do tulips grow best?  Tulips like sandy-clay soil in areas not far from coastal areas as well as mild winters and summers.  Because of this, tulips tend to grow well in certain parts of Holland, however, they may grow successfully in other parts of the world provided the soil conditions are similar and they receive at least six hours of sunlight daily.

What is the best time to plant tulips?  The only time of year to plant tulips is during the fall, more specifically, from October until mid-December.  The bulbs need to develop good roots before winter starts and the frost penetrates the soil and should be planted twice as deep as the height of the bulb.

Will tulips return every year?  In warmer climates, not likely.  In zones 3-8, it is possible but not guaranteed.  In cooler climates, it is more likely providing the bulbs are planted extra deep, watered well, protected with extra mulch and fertilized.

Should bulbs be dug up every year?  In warmer climate zones, digging of the tulip bulbs is advised after the flowering periods and new bulbs planted during the following fall season.  For zones 3-8, the bulbs do not need to be removed.

How to care for cut tulips?  The tulip stems should be cut at an angle and placed in a water-filled vase.  Care should be taken to ensure that the flowers remain in a cool area during the night and narcisses/daffodils should not be placed in the same container as they produce a toxic substance detrimental to other flowers.

Were tulips bulbs once eaten?  During the winter of 1944-1945, starvation in Amsterdam was rampant and many died.  Since the bulbs had a high percentage of starch, they began to be sold as food.  After removing the brown skin and remnants of the roots, the bulbs were cut in half, the flower stem removed and then washed thoroughly.  They were then cooked for about a half an hour and coincidentally, tasted much like potatoes.

Can tulips be brought to your home country (USA)?   Ensure that the bulbs have been approved by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA).  Flower bulbs remaining within the European community can be exported throughout Europe with no problems.

So, how many did you get right?

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You can buy many varieties of tulips throughout Amsterdam and the Netherlands. The Flower Market, souvenir shops and here, at the Tulip Museum.

 

The Tulip Museum

  • http://www.amsterdamtulipmuseum.com/en/
  • Address:   Prinsengracht 116;  1015 EA Amsterdam, Netherlands.
  • Hours:  Daily, 1000-1800.  Closed April 27 and December 25.
  • Admission:  Adults, €5.00, Children, €3.00 and Families, €10.00
  • Getting There:  Located in the Jordan district, near the Anne Frank museum.

It’s All In the Details

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Amsterdam layovers with more than twenty-four hours, usually involve trains to other parts of the country.

This time it involved a movie theater.

Learning of the Pathé Tuschinski, I was intrigued by the pictures of its grand art deco and gothic exterior with its two towers flanking the entrance.  Making my way through the city, I soon found myself at the Rembrantplein and following the tram tracks down Reguliersbreestraat, I was standing before a most magnificent piece of architecture.

Having heard about the theater’s self-guided audio tour, I paid for my ticket, donned my headphones and went back in time to 1921.

In the early 1900s, Polish jeweler, Abraham Icek Tuschinski, on his way to America was sidelined in Rotterdam.  After successfully opening four theaters there, he was determined to build his crowning masterpiece in Amsterdam.

The Tuschinski theater, based on designs by architect H.L. Dejong, opened its doors on October 28, 1921.  Although the interior was designed by Pieter den Besten and Jaap Gidding, Tuschinski was involved in all aspects of the theater’s design and construction and was inspired to bring a place of luxury and comfort to his patrons. The theater, a mix of many styles including Amsterdam School, Art Nouveau and Art Deco was built to a staggering sum of four million guilders.

Beginning with the lobby, I marveled at the domed ceiling with its eddy of ever-changing color as I was informed by my audio guide to search through the reds and golds of the lobby’s rich wall-coverings to find the paradise birds and peacocks, relish the richness of the Moroccan handwoven carpet and to venerate the lavish bar of bronze and marble.

The audio guide led me up the stairs and to the various parts of the theater, including the VIP room, the secret, almost-hidden Moroccan room and the main theater, the Grote Zaal.

The theater had an original seating capacity of 2,000, an orchestra, balcony and upper circle levels.  With not just a film screen but a stage for live performances, an elegant Wurlitzer organ had a place of honor on the left side of the stage.  As I stood on the balcony, amazed at the richness of the beautiful theater, I listened in wonder at the organist practicing his music.

The beautiful details throughout the building…the light fixtures, the stained glass, the woodwork…all lend to the opinion of it being considered one of the most beautiful cinemas in the world.  However, not just a place of beauty, the theater in its time was considered to be revolutionary with its unique heating and ventilation system which kept an even temperature throughout the building and the state of the art Wurlitzer organ with 850 pipes that could make just about any sound, including voice.

Over time, the theater underwent many changes including one to its name when it was retitled “Tivoli” during the Second World War and began screening German made Nazi anti-semitic films.  Sadly during this time, Abraham Tuschinski and most of his family were deported to Auschwitz, never to return. The theater name was changed back to Tuschinski in 1945 and used for many concerts starring big names of the day such as Judy Garland, Marlene Dietrich, Dizzy Gillespie and Fats Domino. More changes came in more recent years when the theater was renovated to its original style between 1998 and 2002 and expanded to add more auditoriums.  Today, the theater goes by the name Pathé Tuschinski and the Grote Zaal has a capacity of only 784,  however, five additional screens can accommodate 105 to 191 more patrons each.

As I walked through this incredible, historic theater, I was moved at how much attention to detail and thought could be put into a place of business and I imagined that I would see movies more often if I could come to a place so extraordinary.

As I returned my audio guide and collected my complimentary cup of tea, I checked the time schedule and discovered that “The Greatest Showman” was playing later in the day.

Yes!  I would return and make my visit complete.

Arriving just before showtime, I purchased my ticket at the booth in front of the building, opting to be seated in the balcony, which included free popcorn and a drink of choice (soda, wine and beer included).  Before the presentation began, I was giddy with excitement, especially when I found that this particular movie was a musical.  Usually not a fan of this type of genre, I could hardly envision any other type of movie to be the first that I would enjoy in this majestic theater.

And I was right.  I was mesmerized as I sat in the balcony viewing the large screen and enjoying the wondrous story line, feeling almost as if I was at a Broadway production, not a movie!  At the end of the feature, I was saddened that my time at the theater was over.

Since my visit, I have been to Amsterdam an additional time and the first thing I have done is to check the movie listings at Pathé Tuschinski.  Though nothing on the schedule interested me, I do know that I have discovered something to do there in the future, unlike anywhere else!

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Pathé Tuschinski 

  • https://www.pathe.nl/bioscoop/tuschinski
  • Address:  Reguliersbreestraat 26-34, 1017 CN Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Hours:  Varies according to movies shown
  • Admission:  Varies according to seat location
  • Self-guided Audio Tour:  Daily between 0930 and 1130, 10€ per person, including tea or coffee.  Offered in Dutch and English.

Calling All Cat Lovers

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Cats…had them when I was younger.  Norie, Blackie and a few whose names I don’t remember.

Today, I am more of a dog person, but when I read of the Katten Kabinet, I had visions of a museum with hundreds of cats roaming throughout the gallery.  Always looking for something unique, it seemed like something worth checking out.  I had some time to kill and it was in the area…

Paying the admission in the old patrician house where the museum is located, I looked around…no cats.  I browsed through the gift shop.  Lots of books and posters.  No cats.  Finally, I headed up the stairs.  Still, no cats.

What I did find, however, is that the Katten Kabinet offers a look at the role of the cat in art and culture throughout the centuries, displaying hosts of art in the forms of posters, original paintings and sculptures paying homage to cats.  The most interesting display, however, was a host of letters written to the museum and its cats from other cat lovers expressing their love of felines!

Founded in 1990, by William Meijer, a wealthy Dutchman, the museum pays homage to his feline companion, John Pierpont Morgan (1966-1983) and is housed in a structure that commands more attention than the collection displayed in it.  Built in 1667, for William and Adrian Van Loon, the museum faces the historical Museum Van Loon, an identical floorplan, just across the canal.  After a draw, which decided which of the brothers were to receive either of the homes, it was William who acquired the property at 497 Herengracht.  Throughout its history, the house has hosted several famous people, such as the Mayor of Amsterdam, Jan Calkoen and former American president, John Adams. It has been rebuilt and redecorated several times, though most of its current state represents the 19th century.

After walking through a couple of the rooms in the museum, I finally did encounter two of the five cats that are reported to live on the premises.  Stretched out on a window sill, a black and white feline stared impassively at the visitors wandering through its home.  A short while later, another mostly white cat paced back and forth behind a glass-pane doorway, obviously hoping to be released from its confines by the owner who currently resides on the top floor.

So, should you visit?

Well, if you are in Amsterdam and looking to drop a few more euro than necessary…this is your museum.

If you are tired of visiting austere museums on art and history, of which there are several…this is your museum.

Cat lover?  This is definitely your museum.

Anyone else?  If you have the IAmsterdam card, are in the area and have nothing else to do for half an hour (and I am being generous with the time)…this is your museum.  Otherwise, there are so many more places and sights that will fill your time more productively.  Seek those out.

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Katten Kabinet

  • http://www.kattenkabinet.nl/
  • Address:  Herengracht 497, 1017 BT Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Hours:  Monday through Friday, 1000-1700, Saturday and Sunday, 1200-1700
  • Admission:  €7.00
  • Getting There:  Tram, from Central Station, lines 1, 2 and 5 stop at Koningsplein.  Take a left onto Herengracht.  The museum is about a three minute walk.

 

Let’s Talk About Sex

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WARNING:  Photos featured in this post depict sex,sexual content and nudity.  Photos are censored, however, if easily offended, please tune in later for other posts. 

There are those who don’t like to talk about sex.

And, there are those who do.

And those who like to see it.

Amsterdam, a very liberal place, is one of extreme freedom.  Marijuana is legal as well as prostitution.  Sex shows can be found in the red light district in addition to a few museums, depicting the sex trade and erotica.

One museum, the Sexmuseum Venustempel, located on busy Damrak Street, has been around since 1985, welcoming curious visitors by the thousands.  With its convenient location near Amsterdam’s Central Station and many of the city’s hotels, plus its relatively cheap admission, it has evolved into one of the most visited museums in the Netherlands, with 675,000 visitors in 2015 alone.

Having visited the museum about twenty years ago, when I was younger, I knew that I probably remembered it in a different way.  Aware of what it offered, I was curious to see what changes, if any, had take place after all these years.

The museum’s full name is Sexmuseum-Temple of Venus and the first thing you encounter is a full sized figure of Venus at the entry.

After issuing a greeting to Venus, I paid my admission and made my way inside looking for a familiar display…and there he was!

The flasher.

“Pssst!”  He whispers from a dark nook.  A motorized figure moves forward, whipping his coat open.  Well, you can figure out the rest!

Moving on, life-sized wax figures of Mata Hari and her male partners stand proudly to the right side of the room.  In the rear, a long line waits for entry into the fetish room, offering hundreds of pictures of different types of fetishes including domination, exhibitionism, nudism, bondage and larger partners.

Guiding yourself through the rooms, each offers a view into different types of sex or cultural views of sex.  Downstairs you’ll detour through the dimly lit prostitution room, depicting the sex act as it may have been a couple of hundred years ago, as well as a displays on erotic pastries and African erotic art and fertility gods.

As you make your way up the stairs, plastic body parts line the stairwell and each floor offers encounters with various exhibits including Asian Art, Sex Through the Ages, Sex and Artists (with a depiction of Rembrandt painting a nude subject, Demons and Sex and numerous phallic representations, displayed singularly and in groupings.  In the architecturally compelling atrium, which houses the Venus Gallery, make sure to look up at the window where a leather clad sex worker perches asymmetrically atop a stool.

Finally, I encountered something else that I remembered from all those years ago…Marilyn Monroe.

Yes, Marilyn, the sex symbol from the 1950s.  Her life-sized wax figure reproduces the iconic scene from her movie The Seven Year Itch in which she fights the upward breeze from the subway grate blowing her white dress.

The rich and interesting collection offers hundreds of pieces of art, unique objects, rare old photographs brought together in an interesting way.

Though not for those easily offended, the museum is both amusing at times and quite compelling.  Judging from people’s reactions when I mentioned that I visited, it is also probably not what most people imagine it to be.  You’ll definitely get your five euros worth (and maybe more!).

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Sexmuseum Amsterdam

  • http://www.sexmuseumamsterdam.nl/
  • Address:  Damrak 18, 1012 LH Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Hours:  Daily, 0930-2330
  • Admission:  €5.00.  Minimum age, 16 years
  • Getting There:  Walk from the Central Station direction Dam (2 minutes) or from the Dam square direction to the station (5 minutes).

 

The Skinny Bridge

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Connecting the banks of the Amstel river at Kerkstraat, between Keizersgracht and Prinsengracht is the Magere Brug.

A well known story, often related to tourists visiting Amsterdam, is that of two wealthy sisters living on opposite sides of the Amstel River.  Desiring to find a way to visiting each other easily, the sisters decided to have a bridge built to assist them on their endeavor.  Lacking the funds to build a bridge of adequate width, they settled for one so narrow that two pedestrians were unable to pass each other during their crossing.

The Skinny Bridge.

Built in 1934 by Piet Kramer and renovated in 1969, the current structure was preceded by bridges on the site, one of which was first built in 1691.  This bridge, the Kerkstraatbrug, had thirteen arches and was extremely narrow.  Nicknamed the magere brug or “skinny bridge” this bridge remained in use until 1871 when it was demolished and replaced by a nine arched wooden bridge.  After fifty years of use, plans were made to replace the link with a steel and stone structure, however, it was the city’s decision to remain with a bridge resembling the previous ones, only slightly larger.

Though the bridge, which has accommodated only pedestrians and cyclists since 2003, is high enough for the many low-profiled sightseeing boats to pass without opening, the bridge is opened throughout the day for other river traffic.  In 1994, the bridge’s opening was automated, however, prior to that time, a bridge keeper was responsible for opening the bridge several times a day by hand.

An acclaimed landmark, located opposite the Royal Carré Theatre, thousands of visitors, including lovers, photographers and film buffs (the bridge was highlighted in a number of films, such as James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever), visit the bridge each year, especially at night, when it’s beauty is unsurpassed, lit by 1200 lights.

While visiting the canal-ringed city, head on over to the Amstel River and the Magere Brug for a photo op.  Although not one of a kind, make it your first stop before finding the others located throughout the city, at the Staalstraat/Grimburgwal, Nieuve Herengracht, Rapenburg, Prinseneiland and Bickerseiland.  Truly awe-inspiring!

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Magere Brug

  • Address:  Kerkstraat, 1017 AK Amsterdam

A Place To Pee

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No doubt about it, women have more trouble finding restroom facilities than men.  And, when they do, they often find long lines.

Men, on the other hand, have it easy.  They can find a dark corner, a tree and on the streets of Amsterdam, public urinals.

One particular urinal in Amsterdam is the “go to” place.  A much esteemed latrine, it is located, on the canal, near the building that once housed the new wing of City Hall, thus earning it the name City Hall urinal.

It’s location, however, is not it’s redeeming factor.  The urinal (unbelievably) has earned National Monument status!

Built in 1926, the structure is quite unlike other urinals scattered throughout the city.  Most are plain, silver structures and others resemble large green garbage bins.  What sets this particular urinal apart is that its actually quite attractive, having been designed in accordance with principles drawn from Amsterdamse School of Architecture.

During the era of Amsterdamse School, architects in the Netherlands were experimenting with new forms and developing remarkable designs, which included red brick motifs and elegant, curved facades.  These architects were often involved with municipal projects, many commissioned by Amsterdam’s local government, producing avant-garde residential and public buildings.  Aside from the well known, Het Schip and the Olympic Stadium, the architects worked on civic and utilitarian amenities including bridges, postboxes and yes, public toilets.

Though a small example of the Amsterdamse School’s ideals, the City Hall Urinal captures its essence with its curved western wall and modern statue, fist raised in the air, created by Hildo Krop, one of Amsterdam’s most prominent sculptors. Definitely a must see for architecture aficionados!

So, if you are male and have frequented one or more of Amsterdam’s thousands of bars or cafe’s and find yourself in need of relief, head on over to the protected monument, City Hall Urinal, that is, if you can stand the ripe odor emanating from the building.

Women, sorry, you might have to find a McDonald’s!

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City Hall Urinal

  • Address:  195-197 Oudezijds Voorburgwal, Amsterdam, Netherlands.  Near the intersection of Damstraat and Oudezijds Voorburgwal on the eastern side of the Oudezijds Achterburgwal canal.
  • Admission:  free